I assured Lily she wouldn’t be having dessert after dinner so she could tell me about all the crap eaten at Landon’s today: A Reese’s PB cup, a KitKat bar, a mint chocolate thing (this is all that was admitted to at first), a piece of buttered bread and some cheesy bread from the pizza place.  

“We are living the LIFE down there, Momma. It is awesome!”

Ugh.